is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
in pokemon you can battle a cop
you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie
I ACCIDENTALLY PUT A KNIFE IN WITH MY LAUNDRY
Those clothes will make you look ripped
Cutting edge fashion
That outfit will be on point.
Fake Pockets: A How To
what do birds do
I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important
those nerds in high school who run like this
in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm and apparently he told the principle it was the ‘Naruto run’ and then we were all banned from wearing Naruto headbands and doing this run and Naruto was put down as gang activity at our school
quick science side of tumblr why am i ugly
why is my bedroom always so hot
maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty
i love the science side of tumblr
We all need to vote YES to Kendrick Lamar. He got robbed before, let’s not let it happen again!http://time.com/55766/time-100-2014-poll-music/
The others on the list don’t deserve it as much as he does. (Some do, but as an up and coming rapper I feel he needs deserves it more)
Let’s do this!
The juniors today got letters from first graders because their prom is Friday telling them not to drink and drive and stuff and this one guy in my AP Bio class got one that said “dont do cokine intil your 21”
ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!
My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?