- girl: babe come over
- boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
- girl: my parents aren't home
- boy: I know
Why does toilet paper NEED a commercial? Who is not buying toilet paper?
*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.
You don’t know the true life struggles until your cheese falls off your pizza
Just. This. #ThingsIHate by PointlessBlog
*fuks while spongebob is playing in the background*