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Cool pug :P

mcclonalds:

mcclonalds:

tonights bdsm safe word is “superwholock” because thats the best moodkiller i can think of

i made this post two days ago late at night when i was tired as shit and ive gotten at least 10 death threats, 13 messages threatening to dox me, and 5 telling me that im “a piece of shit user who needs to stick a dragon dildo up their ass while shoving a cock down my throat” and i still love this post

youngharlemnigga:

cathieebee:

This isn’t funny

You’re right. It’s hilarious.

Why Caillou look like pitbull

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I’ll see you in the pit

3rd Grade Teacher: Billy, what is your favorite vegetable?
Me: Cannabis
3rd Grade Teacher: Bruh
Me: Bruh

crunchier:

4am is the new 10pm

paintbrushs:

i want to study at an American university 

i will spell colour as color and use degrees fahrenheit. i would watch Family Guy on CNN while drinking a Mountain Dew in my apartment. i’ll have Taco Bell every night that’s worth 5 bucks. i am also more likely to meet Obama, the Jonas Brothers and anglophiles

i wish i was american :(

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

homeworkmyass:

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

4thofjulys:

either that was a firework or another tribute is dead 

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thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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